Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare

Funny story written by spepper

Saturday, 12 January 2008

image for Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare
Space Alien Health Care Initiative

Space aliens (as opposed to the illegal kind) have singled out the human population of Earth to provide free health care.

For some as yet determined reason, beings from another planet have decided to provide free physical exams to anyone, on a random trial basis -- but those who reside on and operate cattle farms are considered priority cases.

The only drawbacks that people who have participated thus far are: unannounced appearance of the spacecraft, big giant spotlights shining through bedroom windows in the middle of the night, and the specific type of exam procedure preferred by the aliens: rectally.

In an exclusive interview with one exam subject, it was made emphatic that the tradeoffs were worth it: free transportation, and no cost to the patient!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more