Pakistani nuclear scientist hails Vanunu's release

Funny story written by Lampros

Friday, 23 April 2004

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"Ah, the Beauty of it, thrilling isn't it" Dr Khan asked stunned reporters

"At last, the US and Israel have come to their senses" said Dr Khan, the nuclear scientist who sold Pakistani nuclear secrets to Libya and N.Korea, following the announcement of Mordochai Vanunu's release. "Nuclear scientists are artists", "who can deny the magnificent beauty and grandeur of a 20,000 kiloton nuclear mushroom cloud" Khan asked stunned reporter

"Of course our cases are not the same" Khan added. " I actually sold nuclear secrets to Libya and N. Korea, while Vanunu just exposed the existence of Israel's nuclear program. I walked out free, he did 18 years in the joint. Obviously he's a minor league player, but I see great talent and potential in this guy".

"With a bit of good coaching, Mordochai can have the nuclear world at his feet. We could do miracles, the two of us" Khan concluded.

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