Tetanus Shots to Save World

Funny story written by CWMIV

Thursday, 18 March 2004

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One of the aliens

Scientists have discovered that tetanus shots could save the world from a race of aliens that could be heading our way.

A strange spacecraft fleet was sighted on radars to be entering the Milky Way at 00:00:13 AM on March the 1st.

It was believed that it could contain aliens, a fact confirmed when a spycamera installed on a small meteorite installed showed this.

"It's really quite simple," said one scientist, explaining to us how tetanus jabs could destroy the aliens. "The compound these shots are made from will make the aliens explode due to their unstable nature when exposed to this kind of thing,"

The 'giant tetanus jabbing rocket thing' will be launched into space, programmed to head into space, release 5,000,000 motorized tetanus jabbers into the spaceships, designed to jab any aliens they see, and then self-destruct once their job is done, in three weeks' time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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