Huckabee Denies Relationship with Ghost

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Thursday, 31 January 2008

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Republican candidate Mike Huckabee, at a campaign stop in Columbia, Missouri again denied having any sort of relationship with any Ghost. He said "I adamantly deny that I have ever had anything to do with any woman or any man in any type of paranormal experience."

According to Huckabee "I simply was campaigning and made a stop where an individual was delivering a presentation on what I thought was my stance on various political issues. Not wanting to interrupt but being in the back of the room I couldn't hear very well. So being polite I thought she was finishing when she said has anyone here ever seen a ghost, touched a ghost, or had sex with a ghost and I raised my hand. I then went to the front of the room and she asked was this true about you and a ghost? Well I was shocked because I thought she had said goat."

A campaign spokesman, said "Sometimes the governor is a little hard of hearing, but it's true he has never had any sort of relationship with a ghost; in Arkansas that is considered very repulsive."

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