Leaders of the Christian church were celebrating today after it was discovered that not all of what is written in the Holy Bible is absolute fantasy.
An expert team who have been working on the Bible for years, have said that they have unearthed at least a Grain of Truth in its pages, but have not, as yet, released further details.
Despite the claim from many 'unbelievers' that the Holy book "is a pack of lies", this latest find is bound to restore many people's faith in Christianity, and may prove Cliff Richard, the ageing Indian crooner, right after all.
The head of the Church of England, Derek Conman, said that he envisaged sinners returning to the Church to repent "in droves" now that Christianity was on the verge of "making a comeback", and that Sunday schools were "on stand-by" for a sudden influx of new young worshippers.
Said Mr Conman:
"I know, at the moment, it's only a grain of truth, but it's a start, and, with the Church in the state that it's currently in, we have to be thankful for small mercies."
