I'm a Celebrity! Line-up Revealed

Funny story written by Jon-jo Jones

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

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Metal Mikey is hoping to revive his career

The Spoof (unofficial website of I'm a Celebrity!) can today reveal the line-up of the new series hitting your Gogglebox this coming winter.

The big names include Emu, TV partner to the late Rod Hull. Miss Piggy, who shot to fame in The Muppet Show. Dusty Bin, from the 80s game show 3-2-1 with Ted Rogers. R2-D2 famous for his part as a droid in the Star Wars movies and The Honey Monster from the Sugar Puff adverts.

Other contestants include Metal Mikey, Alf, Roland the Rat, Gordon the Gopher and Harry from Harry and the Hendersons.

Pundits are already guessing Miss Piggy love interest Kermit will make a surprise appearance but his agent dismissed the claim saying "he's way too busy filming the new James Bond film".

Jon-jo

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