An Arbor, Michigan - Not to belittle Appalachian State's accomplishment last week in upsetting the highly touted Michigan Wolverines, but the Oregon Ducks would like a vote for "Humiliating" the Wolverines. Actually they spanked them silly and some might say they did something of a euphimism normally reserved for ducks.
"Everyone knows Wolverines are tougher than ducks!" Yelled coach Carr after the contest, "How were we to know they'd have real people! Ducks are suppose to be soft cute and fluffy!"
Coach Carr later recanted his statement, stating, "I knew they'd have football players, but how can they play in green? I feel the same way about the Spartans and other teams that wear green, I can't understand how they can feel tough enough in that color."
Michigan Coach Carr is being scheduled by University of Michigan officials to undergo a physical and mental evaluation after the team started 0-2 for the first time since 1959.