Most Girls Prefer to Swallow & not Spit

Funny story written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Thursday, 16 August 2007

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Girls.....They Like To Swallow.

LONDON (Defecated News) - A recent study released by soft-drinks giant Labia Cola, shows us the drinking patterns of today's female youth.

"What our objective was", explained Clare Short, Head of Labia Research, "was to find out what girls do with new drinks, particularly those they don't like."

Their findings were interesting. They looked at the social implications and behaviour patterns of hot, slim, young, brunette eastern European girls trying UK alcohol for this first time in bars.

"When a girl would take it the first time, they would often gag slightly, but would carry on, so as not to offend the others involved. Rarely, they would spit, but more frequently, they would keep going and swallow the whole lot. They would then ask for more, and more, and carry on like this for hours, even if they didn't like it."

The study was undertaken with a new lemon-based alcohol drink, a bit like Hooch.

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