Tehran - (Faux News) My IED Ltd. , a licensed subcontractor of the Revolutionary guard issued a recall of nearly one million late 2006 model improvised explosive devices (IED's).
The IED's were distributed throughout neighboring Iraq earlier this year. The recall notice comes after a laboratory discovered lead in the paint supplied by Chinese subcontractors. Mirroring product recall problems currently faced by many American companies, a spokesperson for My IED Ltd stated, "This is really a blow to our international image and prestige."
The company hopes to restore consumer confidence by issuing rebates, as well as providing discount tickets to shows.