Michael Vick, A Case of Dog Bites Man

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 16 August 2007

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Sometimes you just step in it

The prosecution has it's teeth sunk into Vick's leg and no matter how hard he hits it, it won't let go. Three defendants have come forward to name Vick as the mastermind and finance behind a pit-bull fighting ring.

If that's not bizarre enough here's the topper.

Johnathan Lee Rishies, South Carolina prisoner convicted of wire fraud has come forward accusing Vick of stealing of two of his fighting pit-bull dogs. He has filed suit for damages of $63 billion.

In the allegations, the prisoner contends Vick never paid for the bloodthirsty animals but instead sold them on E-bay, then had them shipped to Iran to be traded for surface to air missiles. The prisoner claims Vick claimed his allegiance to Al-Qaeida and demands the money be left at the guard gate of the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility.

Ricchie said, "It's time Vick stops toying with my emotions."

How much of the $63 billion will actually make it to the inmate?

Think I could make this up? Stranger than fiction.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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