Prof Dawkin's Monthly Stars From the Astro-Plane

Funny story written by politicalpop

Wednesday, 15 August 2007

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Prof Dawkins Sees the Big Man With the Cheque Book Shutting the Door

What's Up Your Street This Month if You're a TV Professor Filling the Tricky Channel 4 Monday Slot in August?

Well, you are ready to make key decisions that will change the direction of your life's path. A new two-part programme with Channel 4 called The Enemy of Reason seems to be needing extra meditation this month.

You need to sort out your options with it. Did the spooky music work? Were the foggy bits mystical enough? Was the junk psychology convincing? Did you sound concerned enough about the enemy of reason?

By the new moon, August 23, you will be getting ready to state your future intentions. Will you continue to make this rubbish for Channel 4? Only you can decide, but one thing is certain. You have never felt so sure about your feelings.

The decision you make this month will allow you to put your life back on track. You've had Channel 4 in your financial sector since July 2005 and finally, this taskmaster planet will leave this sensitive part of your chart next month, not to return for another 29 years. Damn.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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