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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night. Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby. Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam,...

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Funny story: Gay Couple Staying Together For The Kids

Gay Couple Staying Together For The Kids

Arnold Mason and Donald Heart say that they are only staying together because of the children. "They would be broken hearted if we separated", stated Mason. "That Donald's always got his nose stuck up somebody's backside and I would ask him to lea...

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Funny story: Britney Spears is in the dog house

Britney Spears is in the dog house

Britney Spears is in the doghouse with a pet rescue agency after giving a pooch away to her friend Elton John. The singing diva adopted Iggy, a French Terrier mix, on Dec. 3d. But after three years, things didn't work out. Spears then gave the do...

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Funny story: Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Actress Mia Farrow has told reporters that her son may not be the offspring of her former husband Woody Allen but belong to first husband, Frank Sinatra. "I'm pretty sure he belongs to my first husband, Old Blue Eyes, not Old Balloon Eyes", she wa...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together. Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Maga...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Adopts Girl From Costa Rica

Ellen DeGeneres Adopts Girl From Costa Rica

Ellen DeGeneres is a proud new mom, now that her adoption of an 8-year-old Costa Rican girl is official, DeGeneres' rep tells Celebrity Gossip Magazine exclusively. The girl's name is Selena Gomez Ramirez, born in November 2005, according to the...

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Funny story: Putin running close second to Ahmadinejad for Top A-hole award

Putin running close second to Ahmadinejad for Top A-hole award

MOSCOW - President Vladimir Putin, realizing he has only but a few days left to 2012, is trying desperately in the year's remaining hours to up his street cred for The Complete and Utter Asshole of the Year Award. In an asshole move reminiscent of...

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Funny story: Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Heartbreaking news from Georgia today, as a local family of good Samaritans has turned to the community for assistance during trying times. The sadness felt within the Rothberg family was echoed throughout the area as neighbors and friends reached...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Unable to Conceive and Will Adopt Baby from Ethiopia after Advice from Angelina Jolie and Madonna - Prince Phillip Horrified

Kate Middleton Unable to Conceive and Will Adopt Baby from Ethiopia after Advice from Angelina Jolie and Madonna - Prince Phillip Horrified

Buckingham Palace has announced that Kate Middleton and Prince William are to adopt a child from Africa after today's earlier announcement that Kate Middleton is unable to conceive. The Royals have sought advice from Angelina Jolie and Madonna...

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Funny story: Appeal from the The Nottingham Social Services/Adoption/Benefits Office

Appeal from the The Nottingham Social Services/Adoption/Benefits Office

An open letter to: Mariska Hargitay, Charlize Theron, Viola Davis, Kristin Davis, Denise Richards, Sheryl Crow, Sandra Bullock, Katherine Heigl, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Calista Flockhart, Michelle Pfeiffer, Meg Ryan, Sharon Stone, and Jamie Lee Curtis. From: The Nottingham Social Services/Benefits Office. Dear ...........(whichever and all celebrities selected) My name is...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Propositions Lindsay Lohan With Contract She Can't Refuse - Adopting Her Rather Than Giving Her the Hoped for Movie Contract

Woody Allen Propositions Lindsay Lohan With Contract She Can't Refuse - Adopting Her Rather Than Giving Her the Hoped for Movie Contract

Oscar-winning writer and director, Woody Allen held talks last night with Lindsay Lohan, after she posted a twitter post asking for advice about her forthcoming film Liz and Dick, which looks at the life of Elizabeth Taylor. However US news editors t...

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Funny story: Adopt an unemployed person scheme in pipeline

Adopt an unemployed person scheme in pipeline

A controversial new scheme announced by George Osborne today will give tax payers the opportunity to 'adopt' an unemployed person for as little as £5 a month. The scheme will provide bi-monthly updates on how the jobless adoptee is progressing in...

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Funny story: Foster Parents needed for Nottingham Boy, can you help?

Foster Parents needed for Nottingham Boy, can you help?

Advertised in the Nottingham Evening Post, this surely explains why we need to apply ourselves and provide the resources to cater for our elderly citizens? Nottingham Council's Adoption Agency Nottinghamshire Council provides a range of services to looked after children and aims to provide quality foster care placements to meet each child's individual needs in respect of race, culture, relig...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Has Confirmed That She Will Adopt a British Child - Riots Break Out in Third World

Angelina Jolie Has Confirmed That She Will Adopt a British Child - Riots Break Out in Third World

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has surprised the world after agreeing to add a British child to her rainbow nation family. She began collecting poor children as souvenirs on her film projects, after she worked on Tomb Raider and fell in love with t...

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Funny story: New Social Work Guidelines

New Social Work Guidelines

Radical new guidelines have been issued for social workers in England. From April 1st, 2011 local authorities will be allowed to place children for adoption with families of a different ethnicity. Previously, social workers were reluctant to do so...

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Funny story: Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process. Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's i...

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