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Funny story: Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

As a social experiment, The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity, in its on-line quiz, to see if you're bound for heaven or destined for eternal damnation. The Pope is due in town, and the local populace is getting excited. a) Do y...

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Funny story: Johnson converts to Islam

Johnson converts to Islam

In an unexpectedly open display of support for Muslims in Britain, the Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has converted to Islam. "This should put an end, once and for all, to those doltish claims that Islamophobia is rife in the Conservative party. N...

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Tommy Robinson, the rabble-rousing activist who makes it his primary business to 'get in the faces' of Muslims across the UK, and give them a good talking to, has disappeared, it's been realised. Tommy, who's not afraid of putting himself about a...

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Funny story: Ramadan: Thank God It's Over, Say Muslims

Ramadan: Thank God It's Over, Say Muslims

Ramadan, the month of Muslim daylight fasting, when followers of the Islamic faith cannot eat, drink, smoke, have sex, or indulge in 'sinful behavior' until the sun sets, is finally at an end, and "thank goodness for that!" say Muslims the world over...

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

In a move which has startled many of his most committed followers on Facebook, the activist and political operative, Tommy Robinson, has announced he has converted to Islam. Robinson, also known as Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King, and Ste...

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Funny story: Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

As Ramadan, the holiest of holy Muslim festivals, the month-long daytime fasting event, comes to a close on Tuesday it's been revealed that its future is under threat, after a number of cases have come to light in which practicing Muslims were discov...

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Funny story: Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town

Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town

Police in West Yorkshire who arrested a Muslim woman on charges of prostitution after she was seen loitering on a street corner dressed in seductive Muslim-style garb, had to call for specialist lifting equipment when the woman steadfastly refused to...

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Funny story: Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony

Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony

Religious officials at a local Muslim mosque have denied that any of their congregation was sick, poorly, ill, in pain, unwell, or being tortured, after an unnamed source reported that he heard a man wailing 'endlessly' during the early hours of this...

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Funny story: This Week's News From Pakistan

This Week's News From Pakistan

(Pakistan News Sources) It is with great pleasure that we introduce and bring to you in your glorious western homes, the very interesting news from Pakistan, a forward-thinking society with outdated, insane Muslim values. A woman who had her head...

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Funny story: The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

News is emerging from the little-known South-East Asian country of Brunei Darussalam this morning, that the nation's mega-rich leader, the Sultan of Brunei, is as bent as a nine bob note. Hassanal Bolkiah, whose real name is Haji Hassanal Bolkiah...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty

Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty

Shamima Begum, the Bethnal Green teenager who left the UK, aged 15, to go and join Islamic State in Syria, has had her baby, and, to be perfectly honest, it looks 'a bit shifty'. Begum, now 19, is currently trying to convince the UK authorities th...

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Funny story: Islamic Sharia Law Would Make Luton England's Capital

Islamic Sharia Law Would Make Luton England's Capital

A government investigation into the activities of some branches of the Islamic faith in the UK, has turned up information that, in the event of a total Moslemisation of the country, and the adoption of Sharia Law, Luton, and not London, would be the...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabian Woman Due To Disappear Sometime This Week

Saudi Arabian Woman Due To Disappear Sometime This Week

Miss Rahaf Mohammd al-Qunun, the 18-year-old Saudi Arabian woman who renounced Islam, and became involved in an uneasy stand-off at Bangkok airport on her way to Australia to seek asylum, is due to disappear sometime later this week. The Thai auth...

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Funny story: Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today

Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today

A 'Men's Magazine', so indecent, that we are unable to print a picture from it, goes on sale in the Persian Gulf from today. Instead, we have provided a picture of another magazine of a similar ilk, which is also geared towards Arabic men. The...

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Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard

Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard

Sinéad O'Connor, the Irish singer who recently renounced everything about herself, and then converted to Islam, has grown a Muslim-style beard. Beards amongst Muslim men are requisite, defining 'manliness', and are seen as imitating Muhammad, but...

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Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?

Sinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?

Irish singist, Sinéad O'Connor, last released an album in 2014, and has been busy being controversial since then. Now, however, she resurfaces in her own inimitable style with her newest offering, 'Buy Me - PLEASE!' O'Connor has never been a 'happ...

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