Saturday, 16 June 2007

image for Bush to marry Queen Elizabeth
Give me some "sugar" baby

Washington D.C: In a follow up to the winking incident witnessed between Bush and Great Britain's Queen Elizabeth, Bush has revealed that he has irresistible attraction for her and intends to propose to her when he visits England next year.

Bush told reporters "She is my dream lady. That beautiful face, that beautiful eyes, they are what a man needs!"

When asked whether Laura Bush was going to approve of it, he replied "Well, she does a good job on ironing my shirts, that's for sure. But Lizzy just does something for me ol' Laura just don't do."

When contacted with her highness she seemed to be in a state of shock."Yeah we have kissed and had romantic public speeches, and he has winked at me several times. . . but i think it's too early. I have a son and hopefully a daughter in law, but this is not the right time to get married! But I want Bush to know that I always had and always will love cheese burgers. Sorry Bush"

Seems like Bush is getting clean bowled in all sphere. . including love sphere!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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