Written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 22 April 2007

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Statue of the Virgin Mary Returned by Blair

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair received the first of the early wedding gifts today from His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI. Prime Minister Blair immediately returned it.

"It's Brown I love, not blue," said Blair, causing a raised eyebrow from President Bush who had flown in for a weekend rendezvous. "Don't worry sweetheart," said Tony, "I was talking about the COLOR brown."

Bush seemed releive at the remark. Prime Minister Blair went on, "I don't know WHO sent out the information that blue was my favorite color. I tried to contact that reporter from The Spoof, Lee Wyatt, to find out who his source was, but he reFUSED to give me his source's name. I was so mad, I could just SCREAM! If I ever find that source, I'll beat him on the chest so hard he'll think he had CPR."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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