Putin’s Paradise Reserved for All the Leading Scum

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 10 February 2023

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Lots of Company for Evil Leaders in a Paradise Hell

Elon Musk blocked his satellites in the Linked Stars so that Ukraine wouldn’t get access to destroy Russia.

Rishi Sunak’s wife has ties to a company that has ties to Russia.

Donald Trump has lots of friends in Russia, we all know that.

Does the list go on? How many other world leaders are in Putin’s pocket, and, thus, Russia ain’t scared of what the West is or could do to it.

What if … just speculating here … what if every leader in the world has a link to either Russia or China? Both mean big money for anyone who wants a hefty retirement plan and who may or may not need to escape their own countries when they’re out of power or when they get caught.

That’s why Putin right now is building a Leader City, full of mansions and swimming pools, where all the disgraced and shithead leaders of the world can go to escape … forever.

And plenty of room for their wives and/or mistresses. Rishi’s already got his mansion reserved.

Does your leader have a spot reserved in Putin’s paradise?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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