CIUDAD PLATANO, Costa Rica - (World Satire) - One of Costa Rica's largest growers of bananas Senor Salvador Del Buncho, told the president of Costa Rica Rodrigo Alberto de Jesus Chaves Robles, that if the country does not get rain, and soon, then the banana growers can all say adios (bye-bye) to this year's banana crop.
Del Buncho noted that next to Legos, marijuana, and Jello powder, bananas are Costa Rica's leading export bringing in billions and billions and billions of US dollars every 13 months.
President Robles (for short) realizes the severity of the no rain situation and he stated that he will be contacting a Navaho rainmaker, who lives in New Mexico, about flying down to Costa Rica and doing his "Rain Dance." ■
