CIUDAD PLATANO, Costa Rica - (World Satire) - One of Costa Rica's largest growers of bananas Senor Salvador Del Buncho, told the president of Costa Rica Rodrigo Alberto de Jesus Chaves Robles, that if the country does not get rain, and soon, then the…
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – (Business Satire) - The Banana Federation of Central America (BFCA) has just informed the banana eating pubic, that they are having to recall 14 million pounds of bananas. According to a spokesperson for the CFNA, eating the…
PUERTO DE LAS BANANAS, Costa Rica - (Satire News) - In a trade deal that will put smiles on the residents of both countries, Costa Rica and Ukraine have ironed out a trade deal that is being called The Bananas-For-Vodka Deal of 2022. In the deal w…
PUERTO DE PLATANOS, Costa Rica – (SATIRE NEWS) - The Banana Bunch News Agency is reporting that the country is starting to smell-like-hell. This is due to the government of Costa Rica taking a cue from the USA and shutting down the national govern…
A woman who put a large quantity of bananas on her head and started to walk around the streets with them, has come in for criticism from other members of the public, who said that her behavior was "unnecessary" and "unbecoming". The incident happe…
ANTIGUA, Guatemala – The Cartel Drug War down in Guatemala has turned into a ruthless, inhumane, and downright stressful situation. The two main factions are the Tapachula Hombres, headed by ex-attorney, Gomer Ixtantan, who is one of the best lawy…
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – Reports filtering out of the Pentagon state that the Central American country of Costa Rica, which is noted for bananas, Ramen, and stethoscopes, will soon be joining the world of destructive bomb-possessing countries. A Pe...
To boost flagging sales in their supermarkets, clever marketing gurus have introduced a "wicked" way to get the public to enter their stores instead of their competitors; they are importing the world's most deadly, venomous spider! Wrapped in bun...
Female Egyptian pop stars have been banned from eating, sucking, or peeling bananas in their videos after a young, Egyptian, female pop singer, feeling hungry on set, decided to suck on one, and was imprisoned for the pleasure! The Egyptian author...
After all it was only 24 degrees celsius but, feeling quite hot and sticky, a mum from Hampshire, UK, (not the posh one in the USA) decided to go shopping in a local garden centre dressed only in banana leaves! The leaves covered her intimate part...
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - An unemployed banana picker named Joey Caramba has just become the luckiest man in Central America. Caramba was at his home putting some trash in his garbage can. As he took off the trash can lid he noticed two blue bags wer...
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - Reports coming out of Costa Rica state that President Kiko Sombrero has just announced to the people of his country that Costa Rica has developed a super drone. The super drone nicknamed El Pajaro Grande (The Big Bird) is ro...
KAGOSHIMA CITY, Japan - The Saki News Agency of Japan has just announced that Mount Sakurajima has just had eruption number 500 since the first of the year. A reporter with Saki stated that the volcano is one of the most ominous ones in the entire...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Back during the 2012 presidential campaign President Obama told a crowd at a political rally in Detroit's Carburetor Arena that he was going to see what he could do to help stimulate Michigan's economy. He noted that there were...
A massive racist who had been caught on camera throwing bananas at a Premier League football player was cleared of all charges of racial abuse at Preston Crown Court yesterday after it was revealed that he'd been living under a rock since 1972. G...
News is emerging from 10 Downing Street that bananas are about to join the ever growing banned substances list, and not just because they already have 'ban' in their name. It turns out that the stringy bits that are normally discarded on account o...
PUERTO PUNTA, Costa Rica - As if Spencer Pratt hasn't already had enough controversy in his career. Now comes word that he was arrested at The Salsa Picante Airport in the Pacific coastal town of Puerto Punta, Costa Rica. Pratt had gone to the jun...
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