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Funny story: People Disgusted With Woman Who Put Bananas On Her Head

People Disgusted With Woman Who Put Bananas On Her Head

A woman who put a large quantity of bananas on her head and started to walk around the streets with them, has come in for criticism from other members of the public, who said that her behavior was "unnecessary" and "unbecoming". The incident happe…

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Funny story: Guatemala’s Two Top Drug Cartels Are In a Big Drug War

Guatemala’s Two Top Drug Cartels Are In a Big Drug War

ANTIGUA, Guatemala – The Cartel Drug War down in Guatemala has turned into a ruthless, inhumane, and downright stressful situation. The two main factions are the Tapachula Hombres, headed by ex-attorney, Gomer Ixtantan, who is one of the best lawy…

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Funny story: Costa Rica Says They Are About Three Weeks From Acquiring a Hydrogen Bomb

Costa Rica Says They Are About Three Weeks From Acquiring a Hydrogen Bomb

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – Reports filtering out of the Pentagon state that the Central American country of Costa Rica, which is noted for bananas, Ramen, and stethoscopes, will soon be joining the world of destructive bomb-possessing countries. A Pe...

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Funny story: UK supermarket's latest sales hit! World's most venomous spider wrapped in bananas!

UK supermarket's latest sales hit! World's most venomous spider wrapped in bananas!

To boost flagging sales in their supermarkets, clever marketing gurus have introduced a "wicked" way to get the public to enter their stores instead of their competitors; they are importing the world's most deadly, venomous spider! Wrapped in bun...

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Funny story: Sucking on a banana in Egypt is forbidden in pop videos, sucking hairy coconuts is OK though!

Sucking on a banana in Egypt is forbidden in pop videos, sucking hairy coconuts is OK though!

Female Egyptian pop stars have been banned from eating, sucking, or peeling bananas in their videos after a young, Egyptian, female pop singer, feeling hungry on set, decided to suck on one, and was imprisoned for the pleasure! The Egyptian author...

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Funny story: British mum kicked out of garden centre for only wearing banana leaves!

British mum kicked out of garden centre for only wearing banana leaves!

After all it was only 24 degrees celsius but, feeling quite hot and sticky, a mum from Hampshire, UK, (not the posh one in the USA) decided to go shopping in a local garden centre dressed only in banana leaves! The leaves covered her intimate part...

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Funny story: An Unemployed Banana Picker In Costa Rica Finds $4 Million [U.S.] In His Trash Can

An Unemployed Banana Picker In Costa Rica Finds $4 Million [U.S.] In His Trash Can

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - An unemployed banana picker named Joey Caramba has just become the luckiest man in Central America. Caramba was at his home putting some trash in his garbage can. As he took off the trash can lid he noticed two blue bags wer...

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Funny story: Costa Rica Has Developed A Super Drone

Costa Rica Has Developed A Super Drone

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - Reports coming out of Costa Rica state that President Kiko Sombrero has just announced to the people of his country that Costa Rica has developed a super drone. The super drone nicknamed El Pajaro Grande (The Big Bird) is ro...

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Funny story: Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

KAGOSHIMA CITY, Japan - The Saki News Agency of Japan has just announced that Mount Sakurajima has just had eruption number 500 since the first of the year. A reporter with Saki stated that the volcano is one of the most ominous ones in the entire...

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Funny story: Michigan To Start Growing Bananas

Michigan To Start Growing Bananas

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Back during the 2012 presidential campaign President Obama told a crowd at a political rally in Detroit's Carburetor Arena that he was going to see what he could do to help stimulate Michigan's economy. He noted that there were...

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Funny story: Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years

Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years

A massive racist who had been caught on camera throwing bananas at a Premier League football player was cleared of all charges of racial abuse at Preston Crown Court yesterday after it was revealed that he'd been living under a rock since 1972. G...

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Funny story: UK Government to ban bananas?

UK Government to ban bananas?

News is emerging from 10 Downing Street that bananas are about to join the ever growing banned substances list, and not just because they already have 'ban' in their name. It turns out that the stringy bits that are normally discarded on account o...

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Funny story: Spencer Pratt Arrested In Costa Rica In The Possesion of Counterfeit Bananas

Spencer Pratt Arrested In Costa Rica In The Possesion of Counterfeit Bananas

PUERTO PUNTA, Costa Rica - As if Spencer Pratt hasn't already had enough controversy in his career. Now comes word that he was arrested at The Salsa Picante Airport in the Pacific coastal town of Puerto Punta, Costa Rica. Pratt had gone to the jun...

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