Two EggMcMuffins Cost an Airline passenger $1,874

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 1 August 2022

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It would be great if Australia would advertise their crazy customs laws online!

A passenger flying from Bali to Australia had two Egg McMuffins in their luggage-got caught with a Dangerous food product and fined $1,874 by Australian authorities.

Australia is afraid of Indonesian Foot and Mouth disease- (for cows-not humans)-and somehow determined Egg McMuffins are a danger of bringing that disease into Australia. (Please don't ask how the Bureaucratic Mind works).

Anyway, Zinta, the airport detection dog, with the great nose, smelled the McMuffin sandwiches, alerted authorities-and before they could stop her-ate the evidence.

The person caught said it would be great if Australia would advertise their crazy custom laws at foreign airports, or online.

A McDonalds spokesman said they don't use Indonesian beef, only good American beef-from What’s left of the Brazilian Amazon Forest area.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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