KYIV, Ukraine - (Satire News) - One of the biggest heroes of the Russian-Ukrainian War has been a tiny, itty, bitty hamster named Hanky.
Hanky is assigned to Ukraine's 99th KYIV Infantry Regiment, and so far he has managed to sniff out over 920 Russian bombs, before they could detonate and cause serious injury to Ukrainian soldiers.
The amazing hamster, who has a fantastic personality, as well as a very charming smile, is owned by the Hennyvich triplets, Quintasha, Qullalana, and Questi.
Quintasha said that Hanky was actually a rescue hamster, who they found wandering around a McDonalds parking lot in downtown Poltava.
They managed to lure him to them by offering him four sesame seeds from one of their Big Mac burgers.
Hanky will be traveling to the United States, along with the Hennyvich triplets, where he will attend a gala in his honor, to be held at Madison Square Garden.
The Master of Ceremonies for the evening will be the very popular hurricane expert, Louisiana General Russell Honore. Music for the gala will be provided by the 70s rock band, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young.
