CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just reported that a tiny, 14-year-old, female juggler has accomplished a feat never before seen anywhere on earth.
Little 4-foot-8-inch juggler Carmelita Juanita Que, accomplished the unbelievable feat of juggling eight adult rosters at one time, in the Pancho Villa Commemorative Ballroom of a Cabo San Lucas Holiday Inn.
The tiny native of Tijuana, managed to do it while totally blindfolded.
Witnesses to the historic event where in awe that not even one of the eight rosters was harmed or traumatized in any way, shape, or form.
Carmelita remarked that she got the joy of juggling from her maternal grandmother Delores Doris Del Picadillo, who even up into her 90s, was still juggling as many as six maracas at a time, while blindfolded, and while sitting backwards on a burro.
SIDENOTE: Carmelita Juanita says that her goal is to one day travel to the United States and appear on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show."
