EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - The Daily Max News Agency has just revealed that a recent QuinniPinni Poll has shown that every single day thousands and thousands of undocumented individuals from Guatemala, Costa Rica, Mexico, the Ukraine, and the Dominican Republic are crossing over (or under) the US-Mexico border into The Land of Opportunity.
Savannah Stiletto with DMNA said that she went down to El Paso and managed to interview several of the "Tourists," as VP Kamala Harris calls them.
Stiletto quickly learned that Trump's wall has been and is a complete and total waste of the American tax payers dollars.
One of the tourists, who said to call her Shirley Temple (age 19), said that a total of 37 of her relatives, friends, and acquaintances managed to cross into America as if the wall was simply a white stripe on a highway.
Shirley Temple said that she, herself managed to dig a tunnel under the wall in just three minutes and 45 seconds, and viola she was in America.
ST told Miss Stiletto, that she knows of a 4-year-old toddler who managed to easily climb the wall, unassisted, and she was over it in less than 9 seconds.
Meanwhile the Trumptard told his new kissing buddy, Greg Gutfeld, that he knows for a fact that not even one person crossed over or went under "His Wall" in the past three months.
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: Well arithmetic was certainly not one of the orange douche bags main qualities.]
