Greta Thunberg Cosmetic Surgery Rumors Untrue

Funny story written by Harry Klondike

Wednesday, 9 December 2020

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No implants for climate queen!

Rumors of Greta Thunberg getting “green, sustainable” breast implants aren’t true. She released a statement saying she supported all people getting whatever plastic surgery they wanted, as long as it was environmentally friendly, and used no petro-chemicals.

This was met with condemnation from the LGBTQ- (For A Greener World United Together) aka F.A.G.W.U.T. group. In a statement, they said:

“We here at LGBTQ- FAGWUT condemn the position of Greta Thunberg due to its glaring and unnerving insensitivity to the trans community. She is speaking from a place of white privilege, not from a concerned global citizen dedicated to deep ecology.”

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