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Man's Terrifying Dreams Come True

Funny story: Man's Terrifying Dreams Come True

A man in Battambang awoke in a cold sweat this morning after a restless night during which he had several nightmares, but this was only the start of his torture, as the disturbing things he had experienced whilst asleep, began to reveal themselves as...

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Amazing Sleep Discovery

Funny story: Amazing Sleep Discovery

Dr Dawn Break, the famous sleep disorder therapist, has announced an incredible discovery that will revolutionise the scientific approach to sleep disorders. 'The main discovery' she told our Scientific correspondent Joe Wink 'is in how to get peo...

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Man mutilated in his sleep under mysterious circumstances

Funny story: Man mutilated in his sleep under mysterious circumstances

Jamal Smith woke to find many changes had been done to him. His dreadlocks were cut. Some of his muscle tissue was removed. He was also partially castrated. There were injection marks on various parts of his body, and an adhesive electrocautery g...

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New Study Determines Teenagers Are Not Getting Enough Sleep In Math Class

Funny story: New Study Determines Teenagers Are Not Getting Enough Sleep In Math Class

A new research study published by the University of Eastleigh proved that teenagers aren't getting enough sleep in their math classes. Dr. Berns, the leading researcher on the project, explained: "Many teenagers struggle from a lack of sleep. Aft...

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Fighting off insomnia: Getting ravaged by Gobbly Gleetens at the threshold of hades

Funny story: Fighting off insomnia: Getting ravaged by Gobbly Gleetens at the threshold of hades

Sometimes I just can't sleep. Like most, I worry. My fears and phobias are intense and really, are as off-base as an AWOL Private. ....So I toss and turn, toss and turn. I get up from my hard bed, go to the refrigerator and drink some type of liquid refreshment. Something with some bite, of course. Then I watch a little TV - usually ID Discovery. I'm a big fan of Lt. Joe Kenda, the Homicide Hun...

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Everything You Thought You Already Knew About Life

Funny story: Everything You Thought You Already Knew About Life

Life- An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning. Life- The commitment you don't remember having agreed to. Life- 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again. Life- A pain in the ass that doesn't limit itself to just that area. Life- A journey on a sea of unknown depths. Life- Two third of a day that it takes one third of a night to reco...

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Tween Girl's Sleepover Set to Cause Distress to Teen Brother

Funny story: Tween Girl's Sleepover Set to Cause Distress to Teen Brother

A sleepover consisting of twelve pre-teen girls planned for tomorrow night will most likely cause distress to the teenage brother of the girl at whose house the event will take place. Twelve year old Elisa McArthur, who turns 12 years old today, i...

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Sierra Club Calls for Mandatory Bed Times

Funny story: Sierra Club Calls for Mandatory Bed Times

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Sierra Club President, Michael Brune, announced today that the Sierra Club is calling for mandatory bed times for all humans. The announcement came shortly after a 27,339 page report on the benefits and drawbacks of Daylight Sa...

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News Anchor Wolf Blitzer Accused of Lying About His Sleep Number Setting

CNN announced today the network has suspended Wolf Blitzer, host of the news program The Situation Room after he allegedly lied about his Sleep Number setting. "Wolf has told other correspondents and members of the public on numerous occasions t...

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Poor memory linked to sheep problems

Funny story: Poor memory linked to sheep problems

Researchers have found that memory problems - especially in older people - could be due to lack of sheep, causing lack of sleep. Many people used to rely on counting sheep to get a good night's sleep. But these days, due to lack of sheep,...

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Apple said to be Prepping a Revolutionary New Product aimed at Bedroom Dwellers

CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA - With millions of technology hungry consumers looking towards Apple for the next big thing, recent rumours have surfaced that the Cupertino based company could release a revolutionary new product aimed at bedroom dwellers. T...

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Man gets out of bed the wrong way

A Goole man with a broken nose was admitted to Humberside Hospital yesterday morning after getting out of bed the wrong way. Errol Dover, 58, who usually sleeps like a log, bashed his nose against the wall shortly after his alarm went off. "It...

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Millions oversleep as the 02 network goes down

Funny story: Millions oversleep as the 02 network goes down

Millions of 02 customers turned up late for work this morning, all with the same excuse: they overslept because their alarm failed to go off. "It sounds like a lame excuse," said O2 customer liaison officer, Tom O'Byle. "And in many ways it is. Ho...

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Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

Funny story: Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

WABASHA, MN-Brett Konsky, 46, went to bed Saturday night thinking everything in his comfortable, if not boring life was going along rather uneventfully. That all changed early Sunday morning when Brett awoke to find he had no feeling at all in hi...

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Jeans influence how much sleep you need

A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts. Researchers planned to su...

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Inquest may ask if a 'somnipathic disorder' saw Gary Speed sleepwalk his way to RIP

Funny story: Inquest may ask if a 'somnipathic disorder' saw Gary Speed sleepwalk his way to RIP

Warrington - It's been opened and adjourned in a blaze of publicity as behind-the-scenes forensics battle to piece together the Welsh footie manager's last known state of mind. "It could be a complication of parasomnia what did it," sleep disorder...

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BTN Announces Fall Line Up

Funny story: BTN Announces Fall Line Up

New York - Phillip Brewer, owner of the surprisingly popular Boring Television Network (BTN), has announced changes to the upcoming fall line up. Network executives have determined Sewing Machine Wars as too exciting for the network everyone reli...

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Sunday Driver Oversleeps

Funny story: Sunday Driver Oversleeps

Delbert Gilbert O'Sullivan, a Sunday Driver from Muck on the Water, near London has revealed that his weekly drive in his Austen Allegro G reg had to be put on hold this week, as he over slept for four hours. 'It is not normally like me' said Mr G...

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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