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Funny story: Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy

Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy

After wrestling into the dark hours of the night with shame, self-abandonment, and bafflement as to what his life even meant, Randy Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, awakened the next morning feeling a little groggy. “Yeah, normally I jump up brigh...

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Funny story: Man Was Rudely Awakened By Pesky Kids

Man Was Rudely Awakened By Pesky Kids

A middle-aged man who, quite frankly, needed to sleep, was unceremoniously roused from his slumbers at an early hour this morning, by his children, who thought it was funny. The incident happened at just before 6am, when Moys Kenwood, who had no r...

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Funny story: Man Tells His Children A Bedtime Story, But Falls Asleep Before It's Finished

Man Tells His Children A Bedtime Story, But Falls Asleep Before It's Finished

A man who was exhausted after keeping his two children occupied all day long with games and activities, decided to tell them a story at bedtime last night, to help them get to sleep more quickly, but left them disappointed when he fell asleep himself...

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Funny story: Man Got Up In Middle Of Night With Bout Of Diarrhoea

Man Got Up In Middle Of Night With Bout Of Diarrhoea

Waking up during the night isn't much fun, especially if one is in desperate need of some good rest, and, when this happens, it can be extremely annoying. Imagine the irritation, then, of one man, in the early hours of Thursday morning, who awoke...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Regrettably Experiences Opposite of Spiritual Awakening

Nashville Man Regrettably Experiences Opposite of Spiritual Awakening

Joshua Hayes of Nashville, Tennessee, attended a day-long Buddhist meditation retreat hoping to achieve a spiritual awakening, only to wind up experiencing the polar opposite: he fell asleep. "It was a guided meditation, and the teacher's voice wa...

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Funny story: Man's Father-in-law Has Become Nocturnal

Man's Father-in-law Has Become Nocturnal

A man has revealed how his father-in-law has taken the unusual step of refusing to go to bed at bedtime, and staying up all night, then sleeping right through the next day, instead. Moys Kenwood, 56, a resident of Tapon commune in Battambang, clai...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Falls Asleep at Wheel - Fortunately Before Turning on Ignition

Nashville Man Falls Asleep at Wheel - Fortunately Before Turning on Ignition

The morning after a late-night rendezvous with a new love interest, Nathan Cromwell of Nashville, Tennessee, got into his car to drive to his job at a call center downtown only to fall asleep at the wheel - fortunately before turning on the ignition.

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Funny story: Sleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes

Sleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes

Long on stress and short on Zs, many sleep-deprived Americans are pushing to expand the standard snooze button window on alarm clocks from nine minutes to 12 minutes, to allow for a full one-third boost in rest time. "I don't think it's asking too...

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Funny story: Man Got Out Of Bed On The Wrong Side

Man Got Out Of Bed On The Wrong Side

"Early to bed, early to rise" goes the old maxim, but it was this 'early rise' and the darkness in which it was enacted, that proved the undoing of one man in his southeast Asian bedroom hellhole last week. Moys Kenwood, 56, had to be up especiall...

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Funny story: Manhattan Man Diagnosed with Existential Insomnia

Manhattan Man Diagnosed with Existential Insomnia

After months of lying awake at night unable to catch more than the occasional brief, restless wink, concerned that he might have sleep apnea or some sort of mild epileptic disorder, Matthew Cooper visited his doctor, only to learn that he was sufferi...

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Funny story: President Trump Falls Asleep During His Own Speech

President Trump Falls Asleep During His Own Speech

Former vice-presidents Joe Biden and Dick Cheney, former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, and the Supreme Court Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas have all had trouble in the past staying awake during meetings, an...

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Funny story: Trump Patterns Presidency Based On Newhart TV Series

Trump Patterns Presidency Based On Newhart TV Series

Everyone knows President Trump has a deep relationship with all things television. Our reporter managed to set up an exclusive interview with the president and got the scoop on a major reveal. The president believes he is dreaming and one day will wa...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Wins by Snoozing

Nashville Man Wins by Snoozing

Flouting the common wisdom that if you snooze, you lose, Carl Jansen of Nashville, Tennessee, won a pair of prime concert tickets as the direct result of his hitting the snooze button, which delayed his departure for work and set him up perfectly to...

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Funny story: Wendy's Wednesday Washday Was Wash-out

Wendy's Wednesday Washday Was Wash-out

Ladies, how many times have you done the weekly laundry, hung the clothes out on the line to dry, sat back to watch some daytime TV show, then had everything ruined when an unexpected thunderstorm completely drenches your washing that was almost dry?...

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Funny story: Man who suffers from Insomnia buys Dido's new album

Man who suffers from Insomnia buys Dido's new album

Gary Johnson, 48, who suffers from Insomnia after buying tickets for Jedward for his 30th wedding anniversary, has exclusively revealed to us that he has just indulged in Dido's latest release. 'I was on that Amazon type thing' said Johnson, as if...

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Funny story: Man's Terrifying Dreams Come True

Man's Terrifying Dreams Come True

A man in Battambang awoke in a cold sweat this morning after a restless night during which he had several nightmares, but this was only the start of his torture, as the disturbing things he had experienced whilst asleep, began to reveal themselves as...

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Funny story: Amazing Sleep Discovery

Amazing Sleep Discovery

Dr Dawn Break, the famous sleep disorder therapist, has announced an incredible discovery that will revolutionise the scientific approach to sleep disorders. 'The main discovery' she told our Scientific correspondent Joe Wink 'is in how to get peo...

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