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Funny story: Exhibition of the Queen's diarrhoea to open for the Platinum Jubilee

Exhibition of the Queen's diarrhoea to open for the Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the 70th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II's accession, the Tat Gallery is to display a series of her diarrhoea in an exhibition entitled "70 Years On The Throne". Gallery owner Tarquin Snott explained the reasons behind the artworks.

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Funny story: Student Denied Third Visit To Toilet In Same Lesson Spurts Diarrhoea Over Wide Area

Student Denied Third Visit To Toilet In Same Lesson Spurts Diarrhoea Over Wide Area

There was controversy at a local primary school earlier today, when a male student who had already paid two visits to the toilet during his science lesson, was denied a third visit by his frustrated teacher, and was made to pay dearly for the consequ…

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Funny story: Man Got Up In Middle Of Night With Bout Of Diarrhoea

Man Got Up In Middle Of Night With Bout Of Diarrhoea

Waking up during the night isn't much fun, especially if one is in desperate need of some good rest, and, when this happens, it can be extremely annoying. Imagine the irritation, then, of one man, in the early hours of Thursday morning, who awoke...

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Funny story: New York Writer Gets Bad Case of the Ideas

New York Writer Gets Bad Case of the Ideas

Amidst a flurry of concerns about a new and deadly virus spreading from China, Patrick Cramer, a writer living in New York City, was stricken with a debilitating case of the ideas. "It wasn't quite as bad as Ebola," said Cramer, who is still recup...

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Funny story: Man Felt Rapid Effects Of Lentil Soup

Man Felt Rapid Effects Of Lentil Soup

A chance encounter with a friend in a market at the weekend, provided a rare opportunity for a spot of 'outside dining' for one man in Bangkok. Moys Kenwood, 52, had taken a bus trip to the Pahurat area of the city with its plethora of Indian shop...

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Funny story: Man Delayed Flight By Taking A Dump

Man Delayed Flight By Taking A Dump

Airline passengers at Manchester's Ringway airport were in uproar yesterday evening, after a flight was delayed when another one of the passengers was forced to visit the lavatory at the Gate before boarding. The flight, from Manchester to Bangkok...

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Funny story: Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea

Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea

You have probably heard the phrase, "faster than pizza going through a dog." Well, students from a high school in Denver, Colorado concocted a science project to find out how fast that was; an experiment where they tracked how long it took to induc...

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Funny story: Oil Slick Giving Residents Along The Coast The Shits

Oil Slick Giving Residents Along The Coast The Shits

"We can't go out shopping or anything right now", stated a tired-looking Jason Whitaker of St. Petersburg, Florida. "Everybody in the house has the shits...or we did have the shits. Now it's mostly grunts and air." All along the Gulf coast the sam...

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Funny story: Norovirus Makes Us Sick! - Doctors

Norovirus Makes Us Sick! - Doctors

The winter vomiting bug, Norovirus, could spread rapidly across England unless people are sensible and stay at home when they have the virus, according to a leading GP. Doctor Gerald Wheeze, an expert on winter vomiting bugs, told a news conferenc...

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Funny story: Immodium to Merge with Jose Cuervo

Immodium to Merge with Jose Cuervo

Initiating a big movement on Wall Street, the Immodium pharmaceutical brand, will be merging with the Cuervo Company to produce a hybrid tequila product which also aids in preventing diarrhea. A common leakage problem among irregular tequila dri...

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Funny story: Holiday Squits: Latest Advice

Holiday Squits: Latest Advice

Leading medical experts have made an exciting announcement today, claiming that they now have within their grasp the cure for the annoying and debilitating condition known as the 'Holiday Shits'. With the summer holiday season fast approaching, an...

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