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New Mutation of Mad Cow Disease Discovered Dubbed Passive Aggressive Cow Disease

Researchers in Wyoming recently uncovered a new strain of the virus that leads to the well known "Mad Cow Disease". "This new strain of the virus is not nearly as aggressive," stated Dr. Armand Hammer, director of agricultural research at USEDSTEW...

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Facebook Pandemic On the Rise

Funny story: Facebook Pandemic On the Rise

It has been announced that Facebook use has reached one billion, with experts warning as much as three quarters of that figure may be dependant abusers, raising fresh concern about the ongoing pandemic. Facebook use emerged in 2003 with the first...

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It's Official: UN World Health Organization Declares Obama a Pandemic!

Funny story: It's Official: UN World Health Organization Declares Obama a Pandemic!

The World Health Organization today issued a Global Warning officially naming Barack Hussein Obama a PANDEMIC! The unprecedented action from an agency more intent on equalizing wealth amongst the world's population, was forced into the proclamati...

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Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis

Funny story: Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis

Swine Flu is being welcomed as the perfect remedy for the global financial crisis. Sir Keith Williams, of financial services company Takezone PLC, explains how a flu pandemic could address the underlying factors that triggered the credit crunch an...

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Government claims unemployment is good for swine flu

Funny story: Government claims unemployment is good for swine flu

The government today said that the unemployment situation in the country is actually good for preventing a swine flu epidemic. A spokesman from Downing Street, Faye Kekspenses, said that the recent policy of bailing out the banks who have had one...

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Swine Health Organization declares human terror pandemic alert

Funny story: Swine Health Organization declares human terror pandemic alert

Swine Health Organization of World (SHOW) has raised the human terror alert level to 10 from the normal level 9, following rumors that millions of extra pigs may be culled by humans, in addition to over 35 lakh pigs that are slaughtered daily in slau...

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World Healthscare Organisation declares global swine 'flu pandemic

Funny story: World Healthscare Organisation declares global swine 'flu pandemic

The WHO, based in Wapping and Fleet Street in London, today declared that swine 'flu is now a pandemic. It means that at least two news stories that embarrass the Government can be buried every month. WHO chief Dr Gorbals Proper-Gander, speaking f...

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Swine Flu Pandemic Is Official - WHO Demands More Pork Barrel Spending

Funny story: Swine Flu Pandemic Is Official - WHO Demands More Pork Barrel Spending

Geneva, Switzerland - As World Health Organization officials announce a Swine Flu pandemic, their underlings are mounting a furious call for an influx of cash. Many see it as a good reason to upgrade their offices and facilities. The last world pande...

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WHO 'to declare global swine flu pandemic'

Funny story: WHO 'to declare global swine flu pandemic'

There is likely to be the declaration of the first pandemic in 40 years expected after an emergency WHO meeting held in Geneva. Following the announcement to the world's media, a moribund Pete Townshend said that he was only sorry that Keith Moon...

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Miracle Hay Fever Cure Imminent

Funny story: Miracle Hay Fever Cure Imminent

A team of British researchers at the Institute Of Hay Fever Studies has announced that a miracle cure for the debilitating condition is imminent, and hope to have their new product on the market in time for next year's hay fever season. Chief Rese...

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Hay Fever Pandemic Imminent

Funny story: Hay Fever Pandemic Imminent

UK Health Officials warned today that a hay fever pandemic was about to blitz the UK. Symptoms are said to manifest themselves in continuous sneezing, a runny nose, and teary eyes. Opinion is divided as to what causes the mysterious ailment, with...

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Mass Influenza Pandemic Doesn't Happen

Funny story: Mass Influenza Pandemic Doesn't Happen

After months of government scaremongering, and using the outbreak of a distant relation of the common cold to blank out bad news about failing banks and Labour MPs being thieves, it was finally admitted that the pandemic they'd tried to make people g...

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Official: Anti Government Feeling Now At Pandemic Level

Health Secretary Alan Johnson has today confirmed that anti Government feeling throughout the country has officially reached Level 6, or pandemic level. Mr Johnson, dressed in an anti-stab vest and speaking from a sealed outer annexe, told a ho...

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Fear as Cockney Pandemic Sweeps UK

Funny story: Fear as Cockney Pandemic Sweeps UK

Large areas of East London remained cordoned-off today by the army and police. Elsewhere in the country, people from East London are being asked to make their way, silently, to rapidly constructed isolation centres. Medical experts and linguists...

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Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due to Swine Flu

(Anaheim-CA) Disneyland continues having a difficult time living up to its "Happiest Place on Earth" promise. Only two weeks after employees took over the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride, the character of Piglet has officially been banned due to swin...

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Pig Flu - The Global Response

Funny story: Pig Flu - The Global Response

As the entire world waits in dread anticipation of that first tell-tale sneeze, withering under the threat of a global pandemic which could see off millions, it's comforting to know that governments the world over are pitching in to do their bit to s...

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Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Funny story: Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Formerly London, England - The recent death of a London-based Spanish drum-maker from inhalation anthrax places the death toll of the current pandemic at 75 million and one, now surpassing the Black Death of the 1340s. Last week's death of a Scottish...

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'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

Funny story: 'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

The first cases of a disease which causes people to turn to stone have been confirmed in Berkshire. Hospital staff have so far refused to comment on how the four victims may have contracted the disease, but it is believed to be caused by a mutated fo...

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