Tim is a Forgetful Badger.
Say hello, Tim.
He forgot to say Hello.
Tim went to the park with his friends.
There was Geoffroy the Gerbil, Willy the Weasel, Sally the Stoat, and Friðþjófr the Frog.
They played ball. Willy threw the ball to Tim.
"Catch the ball, Tim," said Willy.
Tim forgot to catch the ball.
"Next time, I'll try harder," said Tim.
He noticed it was dark.
His friends had disappeared.
Tim had forgotten to go home when his friends left.
A shadowy figure approached.
"Hello," said Tim, scared of the dark.
"Hello," said Buggery the Bear.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Buggery the Bear and I live in the park."
"I'm Tim the Forgetful Badger and I lost my friends."
"That's ok," said Buggery. "You can stay with me. I sleep in the public toilet."
So Tim the Forgetful Badger began living in the park toilets with Buggery the Bear.
His friends still came to visit the park, and would throw rocks at Tim.
"What a fucking forgetful freak," said Friðþjófr the Frog, and they all laughed at the mentally disabled badger.