Boris and Donald arguing over who is mummy's special soldier

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 26 August 2019

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Boris Johnson, yesterday. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You're a good boy.

Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, two of the most important world leaders are arguing over who is Mummy's Special Soldier. Mummy, in this case, is Angela Merkel.

Both wearing expensive, but cheap-looking suits, and with their very similar, blow-away bouffant hairstyles the almost brother-like pair have found favour with their supporters, and on Twitter, where their nonsensical ramblings and rhetoric are going down a storm.

Trump tweeted 'It is all going to be so good, so wonderful.'

Johnson replied, 'Gosh, crikey, phwoar, Michael, put the kettle on, will you, that's a good chap.'

Theresa May is still laughing manically, whilst running through fields of wheat.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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