Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, two of the most important world leaders are arguing over who is Mummy's Special Soldier. Mummy, in this case, is Angela Merkel.
Both wearing expensive, but cheap-looking suits, and with their very similar, blow-away bouffant hairstyles the almost brother-like pair have found favour with their supporters, and on Twitter, where their nonsensical ramblings and rhetoric are going down a storm.
Trump tweeted 'It is all going to be so good, so wonderful.'
Johnson replied, 'Gosh, crikey, phwoar, Michael, put the kettle on, will you, that's a good chap.'
Theresa May is still laughing manically, whilst running through fields of wheat.
