Fluoridated Water is an Isis Plot

Funny story written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Tuesday, 20 August 2019

Washington, D. C. A study released today charges that fluoridating the water supply throughout Western Civilization is a plot by Isis to "rot out the brains of freedom-loving people, making them susceptible to radical Islamic propaganda."

Researched and published in the Journal of Amazing Medical Asininities [JAMA], a publication of Doctors Without Degrees, which is a registered far right-supremacist organization, the study concludes that the Birch Society was correct in opposing fluoridation sixty years ago, but for the wrong reason.

It wasn't communists who hatched the fluoride scheme; instead, it was the conception of an early Muslim nationalist group,who duped the commies into pushing the fluoridation plan. Obviously, the dental association was duped as well.

"The teeth of children raised near a mine producing fluoride have all rotted out. Can their brains be far behind?" asks the report, in support of an end to fluoridation.

The Trump Administration, expressing great interest, has assigned the issue to Stephen Miller, well noted for a lot of other weird programs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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