Bolsonaro's Business

Written by Backandtotheleft

Saturday, 4 May 2019

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Brazilian President, Jair Bolsonaro, has cancelled a trip to New York because people plan to protest about what an abhorrent pile of sentient herpes he is. Unable to deal with protestors he can’t just shoot at will, he’s decided to stay the fuck in Brazil.

Bolsonaro has repeatedly stated his dislike for homosexuals, transgender people and anything else he thinks is “a little queer”, and, understandably, this has led to a bit of a backlash. Which is what members of the LGBTQ community would be getting if he had his own way.

Back and to the Left news are staunch defenders of love and freedom of choice. We would like nothing more than to see the politics of hate that shitbags like Bolsonaro promote consigned to the waste bin of politics. Unfortunately, they seem to be rising around the world, and the fact that this mound of soiled condoms is able to gain office, says a hell of a lot about attitudes in Brazil.

Bolsonaro (whose name sounds like a knock-off Uncle Ben's pasta sauce) has blamed the “interests of pressure groups” as the reason why he’s cancelled his trip, when he really should be blaming it on “humans showing me that my brain-fucked views shouldn’t be tolerated, let alone allow me to attend a state dinner in another country”.

Bolsonaro, we know you, like every other politician in the world, regularly read our output, so we’ve a message for you: Get to fuck you beady-necked cunt.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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