Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 16 November 2018

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Seen over Riyadh this morning

The murderer of Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, whose death was ordered by the Saudi crown prince, Mohammad bin Salman, has been identified, to the relief of all concerned.

The man, Ashraf al-Pigsmightfly, is a Saudi intelligence officer, who, we are to suppose, completely disregarded the wishes, and countermanded the orders of his supreme leader, and without assistance, killed Mr Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October.

In so doing, he knew full well he was signing his own death warrant, and will now go gladly to that death - probably on the end of a rope - so that the Saudi authorities can show the world just how 'angry' they are with him, and how they will not tolerate 'insolence' from those who would seek to undermine the authority of the ruling family. His family will be well-paid for his cooperation in this travesty.

This should satisfy the curiosity, and quell the anger of all gullible people on Earth.

What a fucking farce.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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