Written by Orvis Talbot

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

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Finns beat Russia!

The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia.

Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a full scale military invasion of Finland.

"The Russian people demand action, I've taken action." said Putin.

The families of Tuuka Rask and Teemu Selanne were seen being loaded into military trucks by gunpoint. It is not known where they are being taken.

An emergency meeting of the UN security counsel will be convened at 5PM today.

Due to the fact he was on hole# 11 at Congressional, President Obama could not be reached for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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