Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 19 April 2014

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The pope's personal secretary Anastasia Vincarelli AKA Sabrina Tostolino.

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican News is reporting that there are quite a bit of red faces in the Vatican as word of an employee's past has come to light.

The Vatican News has just learned that the pope's personal secretary Anastasia Vincarelli is really Sabrina Tostolino who two years ago was working as the featured lap dancer in a night club in Genoa.

When Miss Vincarelli was approached by a reporter for The Vatican News she denied the whole thing saying that she had never been to Genoa.

She was then shown photographs of her giving lap dances to three Italian sailors, a Norwegian fisherman, and a Spanish matador.

When Pope Francis was made aware of the true identity of his personal secretary he simply smiled and asked if the reporter had any photographs.

SIDENOTE: The pope has decided to give Miss Vincarelli a two day suspension with pay and as far as he is concerned the story is closed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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