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Funny story: People of Finland migrating to Lapland

People of Finland migrating to Lapland

Helsinki, Finland - Koyboy Mango, President of Finland, phoned the emergency line at the Spoof.com, 1-Get-The-Poop, to alert the world to an alarming situation. The people are getting sores on the back of their feet. Scientist Shamoreda Crapola...

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Funny story: Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Budget flights to and from Ibiza, Mallorca and other Brit, booze hotspots, are now offering a special form of activity on board! No more pathetic scratch cards, fast food over-priced snacks, rubbish tasting coffee or duty-free perfumes. No, for th...

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Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 13: Adult Entertainment

The Case Against Recreation - Part 13: Adult Entertainment

Adult Entertainment Strip Shows-Some cities have strip joints where depraved men go to see naked women live on stage. These venues are more like torture chambers because it's all a tease, customers are not allowed to touch. They do however offer an occasional lap-dance--for the right price. Adult Cinema- Before Videotapes and DVDs came out, the entire pervert population had to go to theaters...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Learns His Personal Secretary Is An Ex-Lap Dancer

Pope Francis Learns His Personal Secretary Is An Ex-Lap Dancer

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican News is reporting that there are quite a bit of red faces in the Vatican as word of an employee's past has come to light. The Vatican News has just learned that the pope's personal secretary Anastasia Vincarelli is reall...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' White Short Shorts Reveal Her True Personality

Miley Cyrus' White Short Shorts Reveal Her True Personality

BEVERLY HILLS - If Miss Miley Cyrus is serious about trying to get her ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth back, she may be going about it the wrong way. Billy Ray Cyrus' 20-year-old daughter has proven that she definitely marches to the beat of a different...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Is Now A Bluenette

Miley Cyrus Is Now A Bluenette

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Last year Katy Perry decided to go blue as she dyed her hair royal blue and now another singer, Miley Cyrus has gone the bluenette route. Cyrus told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that she just got tired of the same old...

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Funny story: David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The glamboyant singer Adam Lambert celebrated his 31st birthday at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge with friends, band members, and one of the club's owners David Arquette. Arguette, who is an alumni of Dancing With The Stars, got so caug...

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Funny story: The psychobiology of lap dancing

The psychobiology of lap dancing

Browsing through a recent volume of Evolution and Quirky Behavior, I was startled by the title of an American study: "Ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by lap dancers: economic evidence for human estrus?" As you know, 'estrus' (or oestrus, a...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Finally Get Engaged - Miley Puts All of Her Lap Dancing Costumes on eBay

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Finally Get Engaged - Miley Puts All of Her Lap Dancing Costumes on eBay

SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus the singer who gained notoriety as Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel and her Australian boyfriend of three years Liam Hemsworth have finally announced that they are engaged. The dynamic duo celebrated by going out to...

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Funny story: Need somewhere to put a tea tray? There's a lap for that

Need somewhere to put a tea tray? There's a lap for that

Gone are the days when mobile phones were large enough to rest a tea tray on, although the iPhone 5 is rumoured to be as large as a minivan. The modern consumer needs somewhere to put their tea tray whilst they eat their meal and watch television.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reportedly Hospitalized With 'Texting Fatigue'

Miley Cyrus Reportedly Hospitalized With 'Texting Fatigue'

LOS ANGELES - The year 2011 was definitely a year of ups and downs for Miley Cyrus, the 19-year-old singer who became nationally known for her starring role on the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana. During the summer Miley had a bad planking experie...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says That This Years Christmas Present From Her Mom And Dad Is The Worst One She Has Ever Received

Miley Cyrus Says That This Years Christmas Present From Her Mom And Dad Is The Worst One She Has Ever Received

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus has admitted that lately she has been keeping quite a low profile. She has stated that she really wants to concentrate on getting rid of her devil-may-care attitude and bad-girl reputation. Miley said that she wants t...

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Funny story: Dyslexic Man Proclaims Bah Humbug after Bedbug Infestation

Dyslexic Man Proclaims Bah Humbug after Bedbug Infestation

Filing an insect nuisance report with the New York Department of Adult Entertainment Licensing and Insect Eradication, a man who had first said his name was Pike Marker, claims that his entire apartment complex is "wovered cith humbugs", apparently j...

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Funny story: Regarding The Latest In The Herman Cain "PizzaGate" Saga, A Woman In Alaska States She Has Never Met Him Or Has Ever Been Harassed By Him

Regarding The Latest In The Herman Cain "PizzaGate" Saga, A Woman In Alaska States She Has Never Met Him Or Has Ever Been Harassed By Him

JUNEAU, Alaska - In the latest in the ongoing Herman Cain White Blonde Women Saga AKA "PizzaGate" now comes another startling revelation. A professional lap dancer from Juneau, Alaska, Olivia "Peaches" Hipstickler has admitted to Bedroom Pillow Ta...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Says That Taylor Lautner Told Him That Miley Cyrus' Lap Dances Are The Best In The West!

Rob Pattinson Says That Taylor Lautner Told Him That Miley Cyrus' Lap Dances Are The Best In The West!

MALIBU BEACH - Two of the stars from the Twilight Series, Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, recently hosted a bachelor party for a very good friend of theirs who is getting married in a month. RPattz beach home The Vampire Villa was the scene of t...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

NEW ORLEANS - The star of My Life On The D-List at first denied sexy lap dance allegations made by a security guard and a custodian at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club on Bourbon Street. The comedy club is co-owned by Harry Connick Jr., and Ellen DeG...

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Funny story: Britney Spears takes up lap dancing

Britney Spears takes up lap dancing

Superstar pop princess, Britney Spears has tried her hand at lap dancing during an after show party for Lil Chris. "She was very good," said Chris Paul, who had watched the whole show. "We didn't know what to expect when the curtain pulled back. B...

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