Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 6 March 2018

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You can't keep a Russian 'Piss Artist' down even in the UK!

A man working on the canning line in one of the world's largest can producers factory in the UK was dying for a pee, but due to his dedication to the job, he just did not want to leave the line.

After keeping his legs crossed for several minutes, taking deep breaths, it became too much! Bursting for a wee, he aimed at a passing can and, like in that Disney movie I've never seen, but I assume the song references, "let it go".

Sadly, CCTV cameras observing the production process, caught him 'red handed' and 'red faced'. He was marched off by security guards believing he was a Russian, double-agent spy hunter, attempting to poison an ex-Russian-spy's favorite drink, Vodka with a dash of coke.

The Russian ex-spy who he was supposed to be targeting, according to MI5, had already been hit by the secret service.

It mattered not.

He 'took the can' and was sacked on the spot and is now consoling himself at a Russian night club with several bottles of his favorite beverage, vodka, a Volga Olga, and acting like a true 'Russian Piss Artist!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Spy




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