Helsinki, Finland After Trump and Putin met at the Helsinki Summit, the translator succumbed to a large bribe and revealed what was said in private between the dictator and the wannabe dictator.
"At first Putin was nice to Trump, but then he got really angry with his face all red and veins all popping out. He told Trump that he was HIS puppet and he wasn't allowed to go to other dictators and grovel any more. Trump was real scared and promised that he would never do it again and Putin should know that he was the only real dictator he loved. Putin went over to Trump and slapped him around for a couple of minutes before saying 'Remember the P-tape!' and then they went and started their press conference" said the errant translator.
