Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 20 June 2018


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Jessica Akrill, the 5-year-old who presented the BBC Six O'Clock News recently, has spoken out about the inhumane treatment of Mexican immigrant families by the Trump administration.

Jessica was with her mum outside her school this morning as she and her pals lined up for registration. She told her teacher, Mrs Bartle:

"Mr Trump, the President of the United States Of America has told the little babies and children of some parents that they can't live with their mummies and daddies anymore because their mummies and daddies are naughty ladies and misters.

"Mr Trump said that the mummies and daddies are naughty ladies and misters because they tried to get into America but they don't belong in America. They belong in a shithole. That's what Mr Trump said, didn't he, Mummy?

"Mr Trump is a very nasty man because the little babies and boys and girls will cry a lot if they have to not live with their mummies and daddies, and they won't get any toys to play with or ice-cream to eat.

"My daddy said that Mr Trump is a cunt, but I don't know what that is. Do you know, Mummy? Do you know, Miss?"

Mrs Akrill turned a little red. She didn't know. Mrs Bartle said she didn't know, either.

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Topics: Donald Trump

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