Kim Jong-un asks Angela Merkel Out on a Date

Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Monday, 18 June 2018

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North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un was reportedly seen standing under the German Prime Minister's bedroom window this morning playing a ukulele and singing the popular hit "Xs and Os."

The fat tyrant is reported feeling very randy after swallowing a jelly donut laced with 50x the standard dose of ecstasy.

The side effects of the drug also explain the despot's recent touchy feely moment with the South Korean president, and his willingness to give up all his nuclear weapons, just for the chance to meet his idol, President Baby Snatcher.

The giant pig then killed a few of his closest relatives, who he suspected were giving him the stink eye.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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