Angler Merkel
She keeps the European Union a float
Though she has been known to rock the boat
She's not likely to flounder as any Turk'll
Tell you. That fisherwoman, Angler Merkel
She brings wayward party members to eel
She likes to mullet over when she does a deal
She doesn't talk pollocks when she faces a hurdle
Like a bream of light is Angler Merkel
As Chancellor she haddock clear majority
Established in her plaice of seniority
Like a rod of iron in political circles
A ray of hope is Angler Merkel
No one casts doubt on her sense of order
She didn't swallow the bait on open borders
She doesn't carp or a wrasse and you know that hard work'll
Be the hook, line and sinker for Angler Merkel.
