Written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 18 February 2017

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Owners of "My Friend Cayla" dolls Achtung! They multiply like Bats out of Hell!

Parents in Germany have been told to destroy their daughter's "My Friend Cayla" dolls and they must use silver bullets through the heart otherwise the dolls could come back and haunt them "Chucky" style!

It seems as though the makers of the dolls put internet chips in their heads believing that when kids asked them questions, immediate access to the internet would give them answers, making modern-day mobile phone children even more stupid than they are already!

However, the chips have been hacked by "dark internet hackers" (who else?) and re-programmed them by installing "Chucky" characteristics in the heads of the lovely looking dolls.

German parents have been buying huge stocks of garlic, wooden stakes, and if that doesn't kill the damn things, Angela Merkel, has allowed distressed parents to purchase pistols and silver bullets.

Angie even bought a doll for her granddaughter and asked it, "what is the name of the German capital?"

It replied, "Transylvania!" Angie immediately drove a stake through it's heart hoping "Chucky" would have no time to manifest itself in the form of Theresa May, yet another satanic demon in her opinion!

Hammer Films in the UK will soon be filming "Chucky and My Friend Cayla giving head!" With Dutch golden shower specialist, second rate Eurovision singer, and Holland's favourite porno queen, Patricia Paay, to play Angie!

Promises to be a real " House of European Horrors!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Angela Merkel




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