Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced by Donald Trump's publicist, John Smith, that Trump had just returned from North Korea on his private jet.
"We have signed an historic agreement" said Trump. "I have met with North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un, with Dennis Rodman mediating, and hammered out a treaty where North Korea won't try to produce any more nuclear weapons and in return we will supply L'il Kim with cases of Hostess Cupcakes, Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, Clark bars, Mary Jane candies, Cracker Jacks, Junior Mints and Tootsie Roll Pops, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, and Lucky Charms cereals, and many other food items Kim likes that are not available in North Korea.
"I had Kim literally eating out of my hand!" bragged Trump.