Simon Cowell Berates the Good Guys

Written by foodallyoucan

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

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Simon Cowell, the notorious, most hated judge on American Idol history, appreciates his Bad Guy image so much that he has so much resentment for good guys in entertainment and sports.

"I made a name as a bad guy in American Idol. A judge who has nothing but venom and blood-spattering comments for the contestants. If all characters are good guys, there is no story to create anymore. There must be someone who will push the good guys to the edge of the cliff."

Cowell said this after the World Boxing Bout between Manny Pacquiao and Tim Bradley. Between the two guys, there is no villain. Each one only has praises for each other. "He did his best", "He is such an incredible fighter." "I used all the weapons in my arsenal but he simply just shot them all down."

Cowell said, "Manny and Tim are embarassments and smears to the Entertainment and Sports Hierarchy. They should just go out and claw at each other's throat. The Pacquiao and Mayweather rivalry is different. When the fans read articles about these two, it elicited lots of violent and illogical reactions from the fans. Up to the point where brawls conclude an argument on who is better between the two."

Cowell concludes, "There are so many good guys. We need more bad guys to spice up the news! Hail to Mayweather!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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