Clearlyclinical, FL North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un and Scamatology dictator David Makemerich (through a Scamatology spokeperson Karing Sow) made a joint announcement today when they confirmed the rumors that Scamatology will merge with North Korea and will join worship of the Kim Family as the other official state religion of North Korea.
"All North Koreans will begin Scamatology training immediately!" said David Makemerich, newly appointed Honorable Head of Labor Camps.
"The indoctrination, thought-stopping processes, and interrogation techniques are just what my father and grandfather would have wanted!" spoke the rotund despot Kim.
"This will be a boon for all of North Korea! Right at this very moment, members of the Sea Org are adding petting zoos to all the labor camps and performing touch assists!" raved David Makemerich. "This will be the start of a new Golden Age!"