North Korea denies testing H Bomb and claim it was only Tom Jones singing "Sex Bomb!"

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Wednesday, 6 January 2016


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No H Bomb idiots, Sex Bomb!

North Korean, slightly eccentric president (understatement), Kim Jong-un, is again being accused of testing H Bombs in his incarcerated country, but it seems the world doesn't need to fear the Nutter because they got their "bombs" mixed up!

During one of his public appearances on the palace balcony whilst watching his goose-marching army parade by, he ordered Tom Jones's world hit, Sex Bomb, his favourite song by the way, to be played all over the country through a network of loudspeakers!

However, because his English is not that terrific he ordered a North Korean version of Tom's global hit to be played and spies listening in misinterpreted Sex Bomb for H Bomb!

Several UN nuclear bomb supervisors hearing the song at full blast reverberating over the whole country obviously thought it was an underground explosion causing the tremors!

Kim Jong-un then issued a global statement through his favourite ex-basketball star, good friend and general weirdo, Dennis Rodman, and here it is:

"Kim Jong un is very pleased to have scared the shit out of you Western Assholes but assures the world that no H bomb has been tested and if it was, he'd drop it on the White House! Greetings to Tom and you are very welcome to share my balcony any time, Boyo!"

Tom Jones replied in his best Welsh to Kim, "I am most honored to have been invited to North Korea and I hope Kim Jong will order all North Korean teenies to throw their knickers at me, Boyo!"

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