Jaggedone's CIA has just received news that a Somali plane has just landed with a hole in its side, there were 60 passengers on board at take off and 0 left as the plane landed!
Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) East African reporter, Gemba, Gemba-Gangrene, asked the pilot what happened to the passengers, here his answer:
"The Somali government chartered the plane with a hole as an experiment in how to rid the country of dissidents, it worked!"
Europeans and Christians travelling to Somalia have been warned to inspect the plane before boarding!
Somalia have been overwhelmed by the response to their new human disposal machine and ISIL have ordered 100 planes for flights above Syria, Iraq, Libya and Turkey!
Stewardesses have not been told to give security instructions, there is no time!