Journalists invaded care homes throughout the UK today, to track down surviving servicemen from the Second World War, to wring their brains for stories about the Battle of Britain that they forgot since they last asked about them, this time last year…
Disaster was narrowly averted today when the pilot of a British Airways Jumbo Jet mistook a school playing field for an airport runway, and landed his flight on it. The flight, BA296, from Chicago to London Heathrow, should have been 2 miles farth...
Airline passengers at Manchester's Ringway airport were in uproar yesterday evening, after a flight was delayed when another one of the passengers was forced to visit the lavatory at the Gate before boarding. The flight, from Manchester to Bangkok...
If you are planning a hen party on a Spanish Island and wearing a "Bitch on Tour" T-shirt, forget it! A group of young ladies was ejected from the plane because their T-shirts were found not appropriate by the airline! A non-gay tour operator offe...
Jaggedone's CIA has just received news that a Somali plane has just landed with a hole in its side, there were 60 passengers on board at take off and 0 left as the plane landed! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) East African reporter,...
A Chilean lama farmer taking his herd out to graze on the top of a Chilean mountain has spotted a missing aeroplane, but he could not tell if it was that one supposedly kidnapped by aliens because he could not read the name on the side. After inf...
Boss of Irish budget airline Cryinair, Mick O'Weary, was hiding from the Press last night after a routine Customs check on one of its planes returned shocking findings. Occasionally we check the fuel on all commercial aircraft,' explained HMRC spo...
You may think that flying a light aeroplane is something terribly complicated, and also quite difficult for the untrained novice to do. But in fact, it's actually much simpler than you may imagine. Use this 'cut out and keep' guide to enable you to pilot a light aircraft without the need for expensive flying lessons. You will need: 1) Someone else's aeroplane. Choose a small one with only on...
It is hoped that, as a result of the recent panic, resulting in a plane's radio having sent out, accidentally, a hijack May Day, that people working with computerised systems will NOW heed the initial warning, which is: NO FOOD OR DRINKS NEAR...
PHOENIX, AZ - Officials said a Great British Airways jet had to be evacuated at a Phoenix, Arizona airport Friday as it melted in the city's extreme temperatures. Flight 288, en route to Heathrow Airport in London, had just entered the taxiway, bu...
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