Israeli hypocrite claims Hitler was a Palestinian!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

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It was bad enough him being Austrian, but now Israelis are claiming he was Palestinian!

Isreal PM, Netanyahu, has come out of his hypocritical closet claiming Hitler was not an Austrian, white power maniac, he claims Hitler was actually a Palestinian under-cover agent whose sole objectives were to burn Jews in hell!

Germany have rapidly declared the Israeli PM as "f'ing verrueckt" (English = F'ing bonkers, these days it is common practice for young Germans to use the F word and Gordon Ramsey is claiming it was his F'ing fault) and refuses to accept there were any dirty dealings between Palestinia and Nazi Germany!

Angela Merkel said, "Wir sind schuld nicht Hitler" (English = we take the buck, not Hitler) and told Netanyahu to "F himself" otherwise Germany would stop the billions of aid being shipped into Israel to ease the German's conscience even after 70 years.

A Palestinian spokesman also told the Israeli hypocrite to "F himself" too, and reminded the world that Israel are experts in utilising Nazi methods to eradicate Palestinians from the face of the planet so why should Hitler have been a Palestinian in disguise?

The whole story has caused uproar among modern day German Nazis bombing asylum seeker homes in their homeland, and they have promised to bomb Jewish graveyards if Netanyahu does not retract his statement and leave Hitler alone because they still worship the asshole and could not bare the thought of their hero being "an unclean Untermensch!"

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