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Funny story: Donald Trump Speaks Out Against Hate Crimes

Donald Trump Speaks Out Against Hate Crimes

President Trump recently spoke to supporters at a Wisconsin rally. In the wake of recent hate crimes, many wondered if Trump would address the topic of 'hate crime', and he did. Here is the opening portion of his speech: "Friends, we are facing gr...

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Funny story: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Capital of Puerto Rico

Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Capital of Puerto Rico

Comtravening decades of American policy, President Donald Trump announced that the United States will recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Puerto Rico. "Just look at the palm trees and tell me these are not sister cities," said Trump. "I'm really...

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Funny story: Trump Advises Netanyahu on Avoiding Prison

Trump Advises Netanyahu on Avoiding Prison

Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel's Prime Minister, faces a possible trial on charges of bribery, fraud and corruption after his attorney general announced that he would file for an indictment. Seeking advice from someone who's been there, he reached out to...

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Funny story: Israeli hypocrite claims Hitler was a Palestinian!

Israeli hypocrite claims Hitler was a Palestinian!

Isreal PM, Netanyahu, has come out of his hypocritical closet claiming Hitler was not an Austrian, white power maniac, he claims Hitler was actually a Palestinian under-cover agent whose sole objectives were to burn Jews in hell! Germany have rapi...

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Funny story: BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

It is said that for some, the anti-Israel BDSM campaign represents a golden opportunity for antisemites to hide their bigotry and hatred under a cloak of respectability. But others consider the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement to be an absolute godsend (well, more like Marxsend, Trotsend, Chomskend, whatever)… To wit, an easy and ethically unproblematic opportunity to show one's u...

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Funny story: John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and Benjamin Netanyahu Caught In Sexual Congress

John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and Benjamin Netanyahu Caught In Sexual Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C.-Security guards at the Capitol on Tuesday found Rep. John Boehner, Sen. Mitch McConnell, and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu having sexual congress in one of its bathrooms, only minutes before the Prime Minister of Israel gave his...

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Funny story: Netan-YAHOO Confuses The American Congress With American Idol

Netan-YAHOO Confuses The American Congress With American Idol

The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President Obama but rather by Speaker of the House John Boehner, a breach of normal U.S. international protocol unless of course you want to piss off the President and...

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Funny story: Obama 'oral circumcision' cartoon ahead of Netanyahu Congress rant

Obama 'oral circumcision' cartoon ahead of Netanyahu Congress rant

Washington DC - A Banksy-style cartoon of Barack Obama performing metzitzah b'peh** on a terrorist baby has appeared on a Capitol Hill men's bathroom this Monday night. Secret Service agents described the etching as a writing-on-the-wall omen des...

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Funny story: Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

When Speaker of the House John Boehner invited Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress without White House permission, the tsunami backlash began. It is protocol that before someone is invited to address a joi...

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Funny story: ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

President Bareass Obummer is "hotter than a steaming pile of sh*t," according to Beltway insiders. "He's absolutely fuming!" What has the presidential bowels in such an uproar? Speaker of the House John Boner had the "audacity" to invite Israel...

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Funny story: Argentine President Cristina Kirchner adopts Israeli PM Netanyahu 'to stop him turning into a werewolf'

Argentine President Cristina Kirchner adopts Israeli PM Netanyahu 'to stop him turning into a werewolf'

Buenos Aires - "As well as gorging on excrement, unbaptized babies and the flesh of the recently deceased, the werewolf is an unnaturally strong creature that spreads its curses with a lethal venomous bite," Argentina's President Cristina Fernández d...

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Funny story: Alternative Web News Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.

Alternative Web News Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.

A side development of the current Israeli/Palestinian conflict is the Israeli annexing of further Palestinian land for their ever-swelling population of new comers. According to U.N. accords the land once called Palestine was divided into specific an...

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Funny story: The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

JERUSALEM--Settling, once and for all, the Old Testament challenge, "Whose God is greater, mine or thine?" the three Abrahamic religions--Judaism, Christianity, and Islam--will meet in a cage fight in Jerusalem next week. Three champions have been c...

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Funny story: Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel has delivered a special address to the US Congress yesterday, along the theme of "Carnage in the Gaza Strip is regrettable, but not our fault." He was then recipient of the "It's Not Our Fault" award. A second...

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Funny story: Prime Minister steps on tongue, silence follows

Prime Minister steps on tongue, silence follows

The Prime Minister addressed reporters, cameras flashed, the room listened seriously. With rockets raining down the Iron Dome Missile Defense System is nearly perfect in dealing with the problem. Thanks to this System very few rockets are getting through. They are not a serious threat. A pause, also known as a pregnant moment, occurred. Silence in the news room. Eyes looked...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Netanyahu Goes Fundraising Amid Country in Turmoil

Prime Minister Netanyahu Goes Fundraising Amid Country in Turmoil

Tel Aviv - With his country deep in the midst of major crises and problems which demand his attention, including the current war with Hamas, Prime Minister Netanyahu headed out today for a quick cash-and-grab fundraising trip. The Prime Minist...

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Funny story: Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's attack on the Gaza Strip is located inside a just and merciful response to Hamas rockets, echoed by President Obama's, "No country on Earth would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its bord...

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