German giant VW has promised to turn back the clock and remove all computers / software from their cars, and go back to basics. Second world war Beetles, still produced in Mexico, will now be produced in Wolfsburg, Germany, and Golf's will be offered to Syrian refugees entering Germany for free so they can continue their journey as quick as possible; out of the country!
Several ancient VW Beetle fans, who are part-time practicing Nazis at night, have welcomed the news from VW's latest puppet CEO and will be hoping that swastikas will be embossed into steering wheels and on the chassis of the Beetles, leaving no doubt that the future is now back to the past and Germany will be returned to its real owners, The Roman Empire, with Mussolini as president (was he a Nazi?)!
VW have no concerns about enviromental issues relating to the global scandal with their latest models because filthy exhaust fumes, oil droppings and stinking rear engines are much more transparent than hidden software and thousands of immigrants leaving their crap behind them on their way to the land of milk and honey.
The US have welcomed VW's brave decision and have promised Angela Merkel to open the floodgates for the ancient Beetles in America just like Angela opened them whilst welcoming thousands of immigrants into Germany! They say the analogy is obvious, the ancient world colliding with the modern world is the only way to enter the future and maybe a reincarnated Hitler, who loved the Beetle, might appear and come up with a solution for all of the world's problems; the rest is history and Allah will save us all!