New York - Looking a lot like Patrick Swayze in his Point Blank Ronald Reagan mask, tux and add-on AK47 a British MI5 officer has testified at the NYC trial of suspected terrorist Abid Naseer.
His colleague from Cryptography went slightly off-piste by donning a Barack Obama-style disguise complete with colorful Jamaican dreadlocks and cocaine-filled North Face holdall.
The men are giving evidence at the trial of an Al Qaeda sympathiser accused of conspiring to bum - uh, bomb! - lots of different places.
Including a horrible Northern UK shopping mall in Manchester called the Arndale Center as well as the New York subway.
This morning Brooklyn Federal Court presiding Judge Dredd gave the nod to other acceptable disguises including Anna Nicole-Smith style 44DD falsies and Kim Kardashian megabutts.
The trial is expected to run for as long as the official disguises stay good with a provisional end date of 1March pencilled in just in case.
The Boston Bomber trial follows shortly.
